“Red hair is so popular at my daughter’s school she asked me if she could dye hers this week. So, just so you know, you’re very in vogue.”
Anonymous asked: Last summer my kids bought a Space Jam VHS from a yard sale. We have nothing to watch it on.. Should I donate it somewhere or do I have to keep it forever now that I own it?
You have to keep it forever now.
“I wish there was a way to know you were in the ‘good ol’ days’ before you’ve actually left them.” —The Office
That doesn't mean it doesn't suck
Everything I’ve ever written and said about being single is true.
I like being alone. I like doing what I want. I...
[to old friend I haven't talked to in too long] beyondddd random question [explanation of Crossfit and question]
Wowwww you really joined a cult.
Everyone is an asshole and everything hurts.
I’m currently sitting in the Melbourne airport waiting to board with 30 hours of travel time ahead of me. It was a very cliche, crying, kissing,...